сряда, 14 май 2008 г.
неделя, 4 май 2008 г.
Eve and God conversation
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God:
"God, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" asks God.
"God, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a creature called 'man' for you, but only on my terms. This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and have a huge ego - all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, on the plus side, he'll be bigger and faster than you, and will be able to hunt and kill things for food. Since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs, although he will look silly when he's aroused. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," Eve cautiously replied. "But you said 'only on my terms'. What are your terms, God?"
"Well - you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, God?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret. You know, woman to woman."
"God, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" asks God.
"God, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a creature called 'man' for you, but only on my terms. This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and have a huge ego - all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, on the plus side, he'll be bigger and faster than you, and will be able to hunt and kill things for food. Since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs, although he will look silly when he's aroused. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," Eve cautiously replied. "But you said 'only on my terms'. What are your terms, God?"
"Well - you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, God?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret. You know, woman to woman."
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